Did you see the item in today’s local paper about a go-kart being swiped from someone’s front lawn? It had been placed there with a for-sale sign, something we see often enough around the area.
It’s a “Yerf-Dog” cart, without a seat installed.
This reminded your reporter of a joke heard on Prairie Home Companion some years ago.
“John Deere is coming out with a new line of tractors that have no seats and no steering wheels.
They’re for farmers who’ve lost their ass and don’t know which way to turn.”
While we feel sympathy for the loss to the owner of the cart, it appears he doesn’t fit into the customer base for the John Deere tractors described above.
But the thief might be wondering why his ass is dragging, even though he hasn’t put in an honest day’s work.
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