Put this one in the “you can’t make this stuff up folder:”
Monday, April 1: A Yellow Bike Club bike was reported stolen from outside Coles Tower. The bike’s name is Zeus.
Which leads to the following questions:
- Will the bike come when you call it?
- Is this a Bike Club of Yellow hue, or is the bike yellow?
- Is this an April Fool’s joke perpetrated by the Security Dept?
We note as well in this week’s report several instances of students being transported to “Parkview Medical Center.” We wonder if this facility is affiliated with Parkview Adventist Medical Center here in town.
Or does the Bowdoin administration simply have a corporate aversion to uttering, writing, and/or printing words like ‘Adventist?’
We’ve got our guess; you can make your own.
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