Sunday, May 11, 2014

Oh you Polar Bear Kids!


Sorry, but if you don’t want us to write about you, poking fun at your foibles, stop doing stupid things.  And stop having them reported on in your newspaper distributed around town.

The ones we read most recently are pure Animal House classics, and we just can’t resist.


From the Friday, May 2, 2014 Edition:

  • A student was warned for urinating in public at Brunswick Apts.  Then he was cited after he urinated in public a second time.
  • Officers checked on a student at Moulton Dining Hall who was napping in a plate of food.  The student was escorted to his residence hall.
  • A student was cited for urinating on a fence at Brunswick Apts. in view of motorists on Longfellow Avenue.
  • A student was cited for urinating on the side of Farley Field House within feet of a line of over 20 portable toilets.
  • At the Ivies concert at Farley Field House, a student tripped and fell head first while entering a portable toilet.  Sadly, the seat was up.

As the old saying goes, sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.


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