Say, Brother Charlie, before you go much further on this bill, would you please send me a copy of the health insurance policy I'd end up with? I get all the details from insurers before I select my Medicare Advantage/Supplement plan so I can make an informed choice. The same is true for homeowner's and car insurance if I ask. In fact, there's probably all sorts of disclosure laws enacted by caring public servants to protect me and make sure I know what I'm getting into before I make my decision. You know what crooks those insurers can be; without your protection, who knows what we'd get.
When you send it along, I'll publish it here for all to see.
Oh, wait. I just realized something. I won't be making any decision or choice, will I?
You'll be making it for me, so the details are, in a manner of speaking, irrelevant to my former personal freedom in such matters.
Thanks for handling things for me; it sure clears up all those nagging doubts. And we feel so much better knowing that the government is watching over us.
You ungrateful wretch. Don't you know that if you were given a free choice you would goof it up.
ReplyDeleteAll these nice bureaucrats want to do is help you and you have to go off on a rant.