Friday, May 3, 2013

It’s Friday Happy Hour; Here’s Your Update

We’ve managed to successfully insert the graphics in the “What If” post from yesterday, and the revised version is now available.

In case you don’t want to look it up and read the new version all over, here are the graphics.  We didn’t do anything different today than we did yesterday, so we have no explanation other than Dr. Murphy was involved.



Now, because it’s Friday Happy Hour, and we assume you are at least figuratively, if not literally, knocking back a few adult beverages with friends, we bring you the Bowdoin College security update.  We’re amazed at the effect on our readership publishing these highlights have had.

So here you go, in ‘beer bar bet’ form, for those of you who want to engage in a little ‘sport’ with your friends.

Number of items specifically citing intoxication, or otherwise making it pretty clear that intoxication was more than likely involved: 14 of the former, and 3 of the latter.

Number of items specifically citing vandalism or equivalent: 12.  Kicking in doors seems to be a particular favorite of the current generation.  We caution you to understand there may be some overlap between the two categories.

As W. C. Fields once said, “everyone has to believe in something, and I believe I’ll have another drink.”

Then we have Dean Martin: “I drink to forget.”  To which Frank Sinatra replied “forget what?”  Martin responded “I don’t know; I already forgot.”

Bottoms up!

Or is it tops down?

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